I’m going to bed at 9:30 for uni I probably haven’t done that since grade 3 that was my old bed time. I had a BED TIME.
I can’t drive a car normally without fear for shit but I reckon I could do demolition derby because I’d be so freed I’m so scared of hitting people accidentally but if it’s the AIM wohOHOH HO HO
apocalypsedreams I love that he kind of perks up thinks he can deal and then he gets properly hit and us like “fuCKING HELL”
The two worst things roald Dahl did was say in the BFG that humans are the only species that kill other humans and that we are the freaks of the universe because that really messed me up but its not even true birds peck each other to death bugs smang and eat their partners and guinea pigs sometimes eat their babies prETTY SURE guinea pigs are worse than us.
The other worst thing was willy wonka and the great glass elevator.
you know how in some movies the bride/groom calls off the wedding to be with the person they truly love and then they live happily ever after well it’s pretty shitty that the person they were getting married to doesn’t actually get a happy ending but no one seems to care about it to the point that he/she is not even mentioned afterwards as if that person didn’t exist or had feelings at all yeah just a thought
Lord farquaad will be okay